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There will be an agency wide picnic on the first of the month. The picnic will feature Randy and Sam doing their usual wonderful job of cooking and we will depend on Judy to bring the potato Salad and Baked Beans. Everyone bring a side dish or some dessert and we will eat at 12 noon on the first.

Boat for sale. This is a really, really big boat. It is over 235' long, sleeps 230 and has very large engines. That is the good stuff. This is a very neat boat. You get to wear a hat with a lot of gold braid on it and run around saying things like 'avast' and 'arghh, matey'. But they have stopped letting you perform marriages or keelhauling people. Oh well, now you know why they call them the good ole days. Unfortunately, it also takes a crew of 200 to run it and it does use a bit of fuel. But if you are interested, see Fred Mills

Car for sale. This is a very fast car. Sam had it but it wouldn't go fast enough for him. You do have to take the speeding tickets that go along with it, though.Sam will sell It real cheap. Call Sam if you want to make a deal